Kilo of Blow
Mrs. Ari: What’s in the bag? Ari: A kilo of blow. What’s with all the fucking questions?
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(Ari returning from a talk with heartbroken Vince) Lloyd: How’d it go? Ari: How’d the fucking Bay of Pigs go, Lloyd?
View ArticleLottery
Ari: What, you wanna quit too? E: Actually, I think I might, yeah. Ari: E! The garbage man who wins the lottery does not throw out the ticket!
View ArticleFucked
Ari: You even know how fucked you are? I mean, you are so fucking fucked. I mean, I think you are the most fucked person I know. (hears the bleeping sound of a car). Shit, here comes the wife. Just...
View ArticleIndie 500
Ari: Say goodbye to that Masarati, E. I see a shiny new Vespa in your future. (walking towards Lloyd’s stunt car) E: Yeah, good luck in the Indie 500. Lloyd: Morning, E! E: Morning Lloyd. Ari: Don’t...
View ArticleCare About Jessica
Ari: Vince is the only client I’ve ever had that I considered a friend, all right? The only one I really cared about. I mean, Jessica Biel too, but I cared about her (opening his chop sticks) for very...
View ArticlePay Up
E: I’m impressed Ari, a totally selfless meal. Ari: Yeah, well, you’re paying, ’cause you’ve got the job.
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